Vs. Poem
The Rock vs. The Hulk
The uber ripped, scary, man-which eating, bone crushing, and spine tingling man called… The Rock.
Vs.
The spinach eating, steroid popping, hair raising, unmanageable anger of a thing called…
The Hulk.
But… They both have foot cancer.
Pretty Vs. Ugly
Tall, smart, pretty.
Vs.
Ugly with a chainsaw.
Ken Vs. Barbie
Ken karate kicks kids caroling on Christmas.
Vs.
Bratty, brain-dead Barbie’s buy blonde boyfriends.
Chuck Norris Vs. Al CaPWN!
Rust red beard, blood cells are dangerous as barbed wire, and a round-house kick that’ll leave you in hell, known as…
Chuck Norris.
Vs.
The gun packing, BAMF from the ghetto, with a Mafia on his good side. Known as Al Capone.
Noobs Vs. PWND
Noobs have chainsaws.
PWND have experience.
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