Why? Why Must You Annoy Me?
Camels.
Squeaky shoes.
Weeping men.
Plastic silver wear.
Zippers.
When you text someone and they don’t reply for six hours, simply because they were, “doing stuff.”
When someone breaks the French Vanilla coffee container at Chevron, thus forcing me to resort to hazelnut coffee. Ew.
When your shoelaces are just a little too short.
Bad hair days.
Mature people.
When your foot goes numb and it tickles when you attempt to force blood back into it.
People who laugh at things that aren’t funny.
Chalkboards.
Hobo change.
Mustaches.
When men wear shorts.
Camels.
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