Thursday, March 31, 2011

Langston hughes responce

Langston Hughes Response

“I, Too.” By Langston Hughes is about a slave who’s saying that he too, will have freedom someday. He’s saying, that he’s going to stand up. Not necessarily him, but the negro race.

“I, Too.” Is a fairly, free verse poem. When Langston writes, “Nobody’ll dare say to me, ‘Eat in the kitchen.’” Is when it made it clear what he was writing about then. When he says, “Besides, they’ll see how beautiful I am and be ashamed,” was really powerful because when he says that he too, is America. It makes you think about how much they wanted, and with enough willpower, their wishes finally came true.

V3r$uz.

Vs. Poem

The Rock vs. The Hulk

The uber ripped, scary, man-which eating, bone crushing, and spine tingling man called… The Rock.

Vs.

The spinach eating, steroid popping, hair raising, unmanageable anger of a thing called…

The Hulk.

But… They both have foot cancer.

Pretty Vs. Ugly

Tall, smart, pretty.

Vs.

Ugly with a chainsaw.

Ken Vs. Barbie

Ken karate kicks kids caroling on Christmas.

Vs.

Bratty, brain-dead Barbie’s buy blonde boyfriends.

Chuck Norris Vs. Al CaPWN!

Rust red beard, blood cells are dangerous as barbed wire, and a round-house kick that’ll leave you in hell, known as…

Chuck Norris.

Vs.

The gun packing, BAMF from the ghetto, with a Mafia on his good side. Known as Al Capone.


Noobs Vs. PWND

Noobs have chainsaws.

PWND have experience.

Why Must You Annoy Me?

Why? Why Must You Annoy Me?

Camels.

Squeaky shoes.

Weeping men.

Plastic silver wear.

Zippers.

When you text someone and they don’t reply for six hours, simply because they were, “doing stuff.”

When someone breaks the French Vanilla coffee container at Chevron, thus forcing me to resort to hazelnut coffee. Ew.

When your shoelaces are just a little too short.

Bad hair days.

Mature people.

When your foot goes numb and it tickles when you attempt to force blood back into it.

People who laugh at things that aren’t funny.

Chalkboards.

Hobo change.

Mustaches.

When men wear shorts.

Camels.